Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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