My hand turned me down
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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