I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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