There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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