She is in my trunk
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
