The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You took a bar mat shot.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
