remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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