so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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