I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She even gives head with a lisp.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
