Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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