dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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