Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Randomize
