she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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