Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
a search helicopter?!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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