I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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