whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
