on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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