my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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