where am i from again
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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