i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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