Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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