windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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