Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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