"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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