Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
