He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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