i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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