She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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