so explain again why im purple
no
Porn is love you can see.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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