omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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