I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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