Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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