Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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