Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
