what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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