Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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