The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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