Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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