awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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