like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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