I hope mine doesn't look like that
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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