Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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