I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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