I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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