Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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