is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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