How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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