its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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