why do cheetos always look like penises
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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