Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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