You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Randomize
