God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
