My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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