Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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