some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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